What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Maybe leave out

But this is not

What did one boob say to the other boob

I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?